what brings you here? 3.8.13

i've accumulated several funny searches that have amused me to no end and since i just did a brain dump yesterday i figured what better way to kick off a weekend than a little bit of humor? well, it's humorous for me anyway, and since i'm a selfish fiend by nature that's clearly what matters. here are some of my favorite google searches that got people to h, s & c recently.

cereal suicide - i like the way your mind works, googler. why have one when you can have them all? that is assuming, in fact, that when you say cereal suicide you mean the type where you pour a bunch of different cereals into a bowl and eat them at once, not the death by cereal kind...which, now that i think of it wouldn't be the worst way to go...

mighty soft english muffins  - those sound good but i'm not quire sure you'll find any here. i tend to make my english muffins more on the mighty burned end of the spectrum. doesn't make the egg sandwich taste any less delicious, that's for sure.

hello kitty and her boyfriend coloring pages - i know i'm setting myself up for this because i got one weird search item about hello kitty a while back that i mentioned in a search item collection post and now i keep getting more and more hello kitty searches and it's a vicious cycle but i swear i don't even like hello kitty and like 50% of the searches that bring people here have to do with hello kitty. WEIRD hello kitty stuff too...like...does hello kitty have a boyfriend? i had no idea. the only time i like hello kitty is when she's on a yogurtland spoon...which, for the record, i then throw away because it's a disposable item. i find it weird when people save these plastic spoons and reuse them. am i the only one?

what to wear to a polar plunge - obviously this hat/scarf/mitten combo. this is the only appropriate attire for a polar plunge.

fast runner quiz - look elsewhere. i am neither fast nor trying to be fast. 

late night baking - my favorite time to bake! i highly recommend freezing cookie dough and keeping it on hand so that any time the mood strikes (i.e. 12:30 am on a friday after a margarita or 6) you can just slap some dough on a baking sheet and have yourself a few freshly baked chocolate chip/peanut butter cup cookies hot out of the oven.

chicken tamale pie recipes that tastes like a chicago tamale - I TOLD YOU GUYS about the tamale guy, didn't i? i'm glad i'm not the only one who knows of the glory of a chicago tamale. also that dude needs a twitter so i can figure out where he is next time i'm in chicago and in need of a ziplock baggie full of tamales. again, maybe after a margarita or 6...this seems to be a common theme.

tofu cereal - gross.

john c cathoun - this was the funniest part of my trip to athens, GA hands down this summer and i'm glad there are others who relish in the hilarity of john c. cathoun. history buffs and their senses of humor are the best.

pickyrunner.com "locker room" - so this is a warning to you sarah - someone out there is creeping on you hard. not sure if you did a post on locker room etiquette that someone is looking for but...you know, just be careful when in the locker room because people are watchin' ya. and instead of finding you, they're finding my blog and confused about all the bowls of cereal and lack of towel-ed chicas.

caitlyn b florida works at steak n shake - because apparently my blog is fodder for stalkers...this had me dying laughing. what i imagine is some dude went to steak n shake, he thought his waitress was super hot and he went home and googled this to try to figure out who she was. in what possible universe would this actually result in a love match, even if you did find caitlyn b? and here's my advice for you sir - try craigslist missed connections. that's where you post things like this.

happy friday! hope these made you smile like they made me smile!

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